fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via ticking-clocks-and-closing-walls)
| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
(Source: writingsforwinter, via miss-ruth)
Everything I love has either ruined me or watched as I ruined it instead.
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.
(Source: dareyounottolaugh, via ticking-clocks-and-closing-walls)